It is with a heavy heart that we regret to inform you that Mark McGowan (in his infinite wisdom) decided that we are allowed only 56 people in Geisha-wearing masks at all times this Saturday (unless someone was getting married, in which case we could have 200).
Don’t stress. You can take a weekend away from your favourite club and jump on the train with 45,000 others to enjoy a nice game of football and then come back for some aerobic dance exercise next Friday from midnight when we hope to be business as usual (half numbers)- until then- stay safe