Akika says: Admit it

By Geisha Bar

Admit it, you’ve thought at least one of these when doing the morning scroll through Facebook, Instagram or Twitter thinking;

1. No honey, you did not #wokeuplikethis. The only one you’ve got fooled is you.
2. All the single ladies are staying single if they keep looking like back to front mermaids. The trout bit is supposed to be the tail end.
3. If you like it then you shoulda put some clothes on it.
4. Hello from the other side of what? A screen?
5. The smug smog of your humble brag can’t be good for the ozone.
6. Wait, there’s a spare arm in there. Oh wow she amputated her boyfriend out of her virtual life.
7. That’s funny, I can’t seem to see her new necklace between Mount Seeks and Mount Attention.
8. There is such a strong correlation between alcohol consumption and intensity of blue steel impression.
9. If everyone’s lit, why is nobody panicking? Where are the firefighters?
10. Sweetie, we won’t forget what you look like if you stop posting selfies for 5 minutes. I mean, I haven’t posted a selfie in a while but I’m still cute (if I do say so myself)
11. Meanwhile on Instagram… #foodporn vs #fitspo or how about #fitporn vs #foodspo?

Or am I the only spitfire around here?