Akika says: Let The Stars Light The Way

By Geisha Bar

It’s time for another round of reading the stars. I detect a trend this week… wonder what it could mean.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)
Prone to running from emotional expression straight into a bottle (water, I’m sure) solve those problems true to your style by shrouding your escape to Geisha as a well-intentioned night out for a friend. No one will be any the wiser.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)
Do you feel that desire to escape reality? Let your inner musical child run free, straight through the doors of a certain club, up the stairs and straight up to the bar (hey, I’m just passing on the wisdom of the stars here).

Aries (March 21 – April 19)
Who can tell you what to do, you short-tempered, grumpy…. Oh wait, hear that beat? It’s calling your name. You know what to do — lead the charge to the dancefloor!
Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
Who cares if they call you stubborn. You’ve found your home away from home and no one can take that away from you. Red plush lounges, art with the perfect level of edgy and music that melts your soul, this place is made for a luxury aficionado such as you.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)
Ok you communicator and chief rally-er of the troops, it’s time you get on Facebook and do what you have to do to make that dream weekend a reality.

Cancer (June 22 – July 22)
Homebody, it’s time you leave your house and actually socialise with humans you’ve never met before. Yes, I know it’s scary. No, that isn’t a reason to stay home in your snuggie. Commit to weekend clubbing plans — 80 year old you will love you for it.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)
Is the quiet of winter weighing you down? No one to admire your beautiful new hairdo / abs-olutely amazing body / sleek new outfit? Seriously, get yo butt down to Geisha and soothe that need to be loved.

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)
It is time you indulge in 50 shades of loosening up. Use those excellent problem solving skills to fit into those jeans. Remember, you can have nice things…. like 3 champagnes, 2 vodka martinis, 4 mystery shots and a phone camera album full of pictures where it looks like you had the party night of your life. I also totally support nice things like 2 Panadol tablets and a trip to McDonald’s.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)
How are you holding up this winter? Solitude drives you nuts, right? Just as well you love balance cos honey, it’s time to bring equal parts fun to what has been a lonely, cold time of year. Remember, disarming charm looks great on all bodies.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

They say fools rush in where angels fear to tread. And then there’s you Scorpio. You know what happens on the weekend stays on the weekend. Now, share the good news and rally the crew for a scorcher of a weekend.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

We know you love to travel. We know you’d be in (insert terribly exotic location) if it weren’t for (insert undeniably good reason to be home). No matter, a trip to Geisha will satiate your lust to meet characters from around the world and you can even impress with your broad knowledge on aaallll the music.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

There is something so sexy about a good girl / boy gone bad. Especially for the main character! I know a club and she’s calling for you. Please, don’t disappoint her.