11/11

Lines so Bad They’re Good

By Geisha Bar

Hanging around clubs, I have heard every pick-up line under the sun. Here are the ten worst pearlers:
1. Do you have tape? I’m totally ripped.
2. Can I please have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
3. I just ate some Skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?
4. It’s a good thing I have my library card cos I am totally checking you out!
5. Are you tired from running through my dreams?
6. I’ve had such an off week but seeing you just turns me on.
7. I hear you’re thirsty – that’s ok, I’ve got a six pack right here.
8. Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.
9. Baby, you’re the next contestant in the game of love!
10. Are you here to meet a gentleman – or will I do?

Tell me, have you heard any lines so bad they’re good?