Akika Says

17/04

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"Alcohol is the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems" - Homer Simpson Alcohol is also the cause of NASCAR racing! No, really. Today was another of those days where I find out things that I never knew about before but probably everyone else already knew, but I have a blog and...
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10/04

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Guys, I'm 25 and let me tell you - it's a very special age. One where you are old enough to party in style, accompanied by other friends with their financial shit sorted - enough to be able to organise overseas holidays for birthdays and other fun things like that. You could still pass for 21....
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03/04

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1. Sharing an elevator with strangers. ESPECIALLY if it's a mirrored elevator. WHERE DO YOU LOOK?! 2. When people sit right next to me in a non-full movie theatre. Oh, hello! Why don't you just sit on my lap and share my popcorn and lick my choc-top too, you fucking psychopath. 3. When I'm on...
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27/03

SUNS OUT GUNS OUT

By Geisha Bar
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In the latest stupidity headlines …. "US Man Buys His 6yo Daughter A Pistol To Fight Back In Case Of School Shooting." WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. Duuuuuuude. A SIX YEAR OLD. When I was six years old I thought that chewing gum literally would get stuck to my ribs. I also thought that people didn't...
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20/03

DOGGONE SHAME

By Geisha Bar
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WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK A dog is dead because it was stashed in an overhead compartment on a United Airlines flight in the US. Are you fucking kidding me? The flight attendant told the family that the dog had to be placed in the overhead compartment. I can’t even deal with this. CABIN VENTILATION...
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13/03

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Every now and then, I found out something exciting. Something that I didn’t previously know about. Something that probably lots of people know about already, but I didn’t! When this happens, I simply have to share. So today what I found out, was that the US Navy once wasted a shitload of...
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08/03

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I love a good theme party. I know everyone my age (25) is starting to feel like we are too old for fun stuff like getting dressed up to party, but I just can’t shake the excitement of hosting dress-up parties. One thing that really irks me is when people don’t fucking get into it!!!! A common...
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27/02

Akika feeling brain dead
Whilst procrastinating (I’ve written about this before as you know) about writing this week's Akika Blog I decided to surf the wonderful interwebs about why I feel brain dead. My results came back with: Diet, Exercise, Gut health, The effects of social media, Chronic...
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15/02

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Want to travel on the cheap? Want to fuck randoms along the way? Why not do both? Tindersurfing, a term coined by Belgian Anthony Botta, on his Youtube channel Zebotta, has been doing exactly this. He documents his adventures on his channel, and has never been short of a place to stay....
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13/02

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AGE 16: You sometimes use your mum’s tanning oil, and you splash water on your face before special occasions. AGE 18: You sometimes moisturise. Now that you’re 18, you drink roughly 6 nights a week and leave your makeup on all week, tidying it up around the edges in the morning. You drank a...
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