Just when we thought you couldn't find bigger cheerleaders for meth than the Armadale train line community, here comes New Zealand. Massey High School in Auckland has just been raked over the glass barbeque for distributing a pamphlet to students advising them how to use meth properly and...

I’m the first to admit it; I’ve gone rather soft and sedentary since high school. What used to be a capable strong body slowly deteriorated into good hugs and lots of partying, usually accompanied by carb-laden food and quality banter, which is sadly not actually a thing that burns calories. My...

Paleo: You're a man who wants to lose weight and gain muscle but you want to do it in a manly af way that doesn't involve low-fat yoghurt so you convince yourself you're goin' back to your true caveman roots (even though our level of evolution kind of makes that not really a thing). You eat a heck...

"Alcohol is the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems" - Homer Simpson Alcohol is also the cause of NASCAR racing! No, really. Today was another of those days where I find out things that I never knew about before but probably everyone else already knew, but I have a blog and...

Guys, I'm 25 and let me tell you - it's a very special age. One where you are old enough to party in style, accompanied by other friends with their financial shit sorted - enough to be able to organise overseas holidays for birthdays and other fun things like that. You could still pass for 21....

1. Sharing an elevator with strangers. ESPECIALLY if it's a mirrored elevator. WHERE DO YOU LOOK?! 2. When people sit right next to me in a non-full movie theatre. Oh, hello! Why don't you just sit on my lap and share my popcorn and lick my choc-top too, you fucking psychopath. 3. When I'm on...

In the latest stupidity headlines …. "US Man Buys His 6yo Daughter A Pistol To Fight Back In Case Of School Shooting." WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. Duuuuuuude. A SIX YEAR OLD. When I was six years old I thought that chewing gum literally would get stuck to my ribs. I also thought that people didn't...

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK A dog is dead because it was stashed in an overhead compartment on a United Airlines flight in the US. Are you fucking kidding me? The flight attendant told the family that the dog had to be placed in the overhead compartment. I can’t even deal with this. CABIN VENTILATION...

Every now and then, I found out something exciting. Something that I didn’t previously know about. Something that probably lots of people know about already, but I didn’t! When this happens, I simply have to share. So today what I found out, was that the US Navy once wasted a shitload of...

I love a good theme party. I know everyone my age (25) is starting to feel like we are too old for fun stuff like getting dressed up to party, but I just can’t shake the excitement of hosting dress-up parties. One thing that really irks me is when people don’t fucking get into it!!!! A common...

Whilst procrastinating (I’ve written about this before as you know) about writing this week's Akika Blog I decided to surf the wonderful interwebs about why I feel brain dead. My results came back with: Diet, Exercise, Gut health, The effects of social media, Chronic...

Want to travel on the cheap? Want to fuck randoms along the way? Why not do both? Tindersurfing, a term coined by Belgian Anthony Botta, on his Youtube channel Zebotta, has been doing exactly this. He documents his adventures on his channel, and has never been short of a place to stay....

AGE 16: You sometimes use your mum’s tanning oil, and you splash water on your face before special occasions. AGE 18: You sometimes moisturise. Now that you’re 18, you drink roughly 6 nights a week and leave your makeup on all week, tidying it up around the edges in the morning. You drank a...

Beer (pints of): You definitely love the Simpsons, you give great banter and if you’re the type to do so, your Tinder has a firm disclosure statement reading “pubs not clubs”. Vodka, Soda (NOT lemonade!) and FRESH Lime: You’re white, not poor, and always lowkey worried about your weight...

“only available to those who can afford it and the parking fees! ($6.90 for an adult, $4.70 for concession)” “Where is the shade over the pools??? Why no shade? I see all these kids swimming today and not one bit of those pools is shaded?? Absolutely appalling. An amazing building...

VENTING TIIIIIIIIIIME. The latest sexual assault scandal has recently come out (if we could even call it “sexual assault”, which we really should not) and it involves comedian Aziz Ansari. Babe.net, (a totally five star news source) broke the story of a female named “Grace” (name...

Donald Trump. I know, I know. I’m sorry that we are all so damn sick of hearing his name, but guys it’s really important that we talk about Donald Trump’s fucked-up diet. Seriously, hear me out on this one. I was out and about when I overheard someone talking about this, and apparently...

Are you considering annoying your friends with a long rambling #newyearnewme post yet again? Did it work for you last year, or the year before that, or the year before that? I’m guessing no. Less than 10% of all new year’s resolutions actually end up being achieved, and this is because many...

The other night I had a night out with a few friends that work in bars (not in Perth) and throughout an evening of them venting about work and getting more and more hammered by the hour, I got a really good insight into the things that really grind their gears at work – and thought I’d share...

A mother in Ireland is now broke after her 14 year old son has spent her whole month’s wages on the FIFA 18 online game. She purchased the game entering in her debit card details, and was informed the game allows you to purchase “points” while playing. Amusingly, she also claims that she was...